beep beep friends
- Please say hi
- Please introduce yourself
- I want to meet you too
- If you’d like a hug, just ask
- Unless you’re in unsealed body paint
- Photos are cool too.
- I WANT TO SAY HELLO TO PEOPLE IN PERSON LIKE OMFG I LOVE MEETING PEOPLE AT CONS
when you open a snapchat and it’s an unexpected nude
never forget that that susan came up with the name for TARDIS
i’m the guy who shoots the bullet through the CDs to make the hole
babies screaming when you’re out shopping
I apologize to everyone whose grammar I ever corrected before I learned not to be a tool.
"Firstly, I’m glad you survived. I don’t know how you can stand all that water. Secondly, come here. You washed off my scent."
accurate caption is accurate
when u go to a restaraunt regularly and order the same thing every time
unnecessary sex scenes in movies
unnecessary sex scenes in tv shows
unnecessary sex scenes in fanfic
a few years ago i trained my dog to respond to harry potter spells and i was just wondering if he still remembered them so i looked at him and said “avada kedavra” and he rolled over and played dead