zeldathemes
Snot Rockets and Busted Lips

Cute boys with liquid gold bone marrow got me all bent outta shape smh.

greekgogurt:

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beep beep friends

If you see me at a con:

totalspiffage:

  • Please say hi
  • Please introduce yourself
  • I want to meet you too
  • If you’d like a hug, just ask
  • Unless you’re in unsealed body paint
  • Photos are cool too.
  • I WANT TO SAY HELLO TO PEOPLE IN PERSON LIKE OMFG I LOVE MEETING PEOPLE AT CONS

relahvant:

when you open a snapchat and it’s an unexpected nude

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cats-in-tardis:

never forget that that susan came up with the name for TARDIS

reallyreallyreallytrying:

i’m the guy who shoots the bullet through the CDs to make the hole

lamedere:

babies screaming when you’re out shopping

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dion-thesocialist:

I apologize to everyone whose grammar I ever corrected before I learned not to be a tool.

a-gradual-decompression:

weallheartonedirection:

"Firstly, I’m glad you survived. I don’t know how you can stand all that water. Secondly, come here. You washed off my scent."

accurate caption is accurate

a-gradual-decompression:

weallheartonedirection:

"Firstly, I’m glad you survived. I don’t know how you can stand all that water. Secondly, come here. You washed off my scent."

accurate caption is accurate

mabapo:

when u go to a restaraunt regularly and order the same thing every time

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spooktrek:

unnecessary sex scenes in movies

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unnecessary sex scenes in tv shows

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unnecessary sex scenes in fanfic

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alyreandalute:

a few years ago i trained my dog to respond to harry potter spells and i was just wondering if he still remembered them so i looked at him and said “avada kedavra” and he rolled over and played dead

aminaabramovic:

vine fame is honestly ridiculous to me u mean ppl are doing meet n greets and signing autographs cuz they did something ridiculous for 6 seconds